If I ever go off the deep end, I will probably grab a can of white paint and change all of the NO PARKING signs in my neighborhood to NOUC PARKING, before I get stabbed or dragged off in a straight-jacket. I won't tell you the exact meaning of NOUC on a public forum ... if you can't figure it out, you'll have to ask me privately.
Vague hint: In the old movie 'Princess Bride', rodents of unusual size were ROUS.
“Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.”
The ones you have to ask three times for paperwork before they decide they do have paperwork. Usually asking for n old registration works best. I asked this guy the other day, Do you have registration or renewal notice? "No" You don't have any paperwork? "No" How about an old one? He gets an old reg out of the glove box and I actually said to him when he handed me the registration, yup that's made of paper lol.
Dam, i thought our shop was special and we were the only ones to have stupid customers. Peolpe are like sheep, if one idiot parks fucked up, it is amazing how everyone else follows suit. I never go to a store and see people park outside the white lines, so why is it, they do it when they come in for a smog check. The one that really gets me is they come into the waiting room and re arrange it. Chairs moved all over, we are going to bolt the chairs in place so they can not move them, they like to move them so they can see and hear everything you are saying to other customers at the counter. How about the idots that park on top of the handicap ramp (REALLY) Anyone ever have a customer pull up and bump them when they are running a car on the dyno? I have not, but seen cars come close, stupid people, i guess if there weren't stupid people who would Jeff Foxworthy make fun of "heres your sign" Everyday is like a comedy show, so just laugh and don't let it bother you. I wonder if, I worked at a fast food resturant how many times would I see customers try to go through the drive up the wrong way?
I had a guy the other day ask me what a smog does. So I explained it. Then he said he just spent $1500 on an axle, shocks, blah blah blah that it BETTER pass smog. Shocks have nothing to do with smog but... SURE THING
I find it hilarious when a customer calls and asks "Do you do smog checks?" Of course I do smog checks! It's part of the name of my business! I always answer "______ Smog Check can I help you?" and they still ask me that! Haha
The day's before front wheel drives were around, people always want to get the rear differently fluid checked or changed, so use your best okie impression and repeat this phone call with me. granny needs to get her rear end checked how much do you all charge? The possible things I could have said.